Surgeon-isms

Surgeon-isms of Dr. P:

November:
"It looks like a bomb went off in there!" (As he motions to my abdomen.)

Today:
"Just a couple of days ago I sliced you open like a fish! And now look how great you're doing!" (As he gives me the green light to go home.)

"Oh, yeah, it was gross in there!" (Commenting after I asked how everything looked inside.)

And now I'm home to heal!


Pictured: Not Dr. P.