I never really understood celebrity crushes. Brad Pitt? Eh. George Clooney? God no - he comes off as a narcissistic womanizer. Johnny Depp? I can't like a guy who wears more eye-liner than I do.
What can I say; I go for substance over looks, and that's why I've harbored a crush over Keith Olbermann for the past few years (anyway, I think he's pretty darn fetching). Now, he does lose some points for getting his start in sports and continuing to do that part-time, but the man is an angry liberal. Well, I'm an angry liberal. And he gets my blood boiling - in a good way. Isn't that cause for swooning?
And although I loathe all these pseudo-political commentary shows, it's nice to know Olbermann and Rachel Maddow are out there. Fighting the good fight.
Here's my pretend boyfriend calling out some politicians who get big donations from insurance companies. Oh, Keithy....
PS: Okay, Edward Norton isn't so bad, either.