I’ve come to the conclusion that people who fly must decide that airport bathrooms are entirely inferior to those on the plane, because nary three minutes into our flight (three!) a stream of pea-sized bladder passengers were making their way to the lavatory in the back of the Airbus-whatever-whatever. I surely thought the flight attendants would say, “Get back in your seat and use Depends next time!” but no. We had JUST TAKEN OFF and were rapidly ascending.
I am a fearful flyer, particularly during take-off. Once we reach cruising altitude color comes back in my face, I unclench my palms from the arm rests, and I get with the program. I know it was early in the flight because immediately during and after take-off I put my fingers to my ears so I can only hear the low rumble of the engines (I don’t need to hear the wings moving, the landing gear retracting or any of that nonsense). My fingers were still at my ears when these people started the trek to the restroom, totally oblivious
was still below us. I say this irked because I sit in the aisle seat, and their rumps are constantly butting into my face. I also say this as a 33-week pregnant woman: if I can hold it, so can you. Philadelphia
So here I am, jetting from
Philadelphia to Charlotte to for work. The leg from Tallahassee Charlotte to is on a tiny plane, and by tiny, I mean medium-sized. I mean, the thing’s no Cessna or anything, but ten rows doesn’t quite work for me. My fear of flying has gradually increased with each passing year. As a kid you’re too dumb to know any better, and as an adult I’m too dumb to understand the physics of how a plane can stay airborne. Doesn’t it need to flap its wings or something? Tallahassee
Nearing the end of my pregnancy, I perhaps have a deeper sense of what can be lost in a tragedy. As in, when did we start discussing how much life insurance we’ll need? When did we hit the cusp of thirty years old? And how the heck are the two of us dunces going to care for a newborn in less than two months?!
Everything is coming to a happy head: I feel overwhelmed and positively giddy, and dare I say, ready. Last night Matt felt the baby for the first time: hard, seemingly petulant thumps on my left side.
It was magic.